the weekend before finals... and more LULZ

so this is the weekend before finals so i decide to go home and see my brother and my uncle since my mom is in vietnam. so its friday night (yesterday) and daniel and i decide to go to cafe asia per request from alex. yup cafe asia was fail, and not just like me lighting the wrong end of a cigarette fail but super fail. the lights are on people are sitting oh well, alex says hey come to gtown! sure, georgetown is always fun right? hop on to M street, park on prospect, start our walk. first stop, THE TOMBS. now daniel said it best when we entered "i feel like im in a bar in aspen colorado" now here's what i imagine when he says that, wooden bars, white people everywhere, dressed in american eagle polo/buttonup and khakis with loafers. open my eyes yup thats what i see. so after 20 minutes slowly absorbing and trying to adapt to our newly found environment, daniel and i take a shot of tequila and draft alex with us to m street.

now on M street we go to a student bar called the rhino, walk in and yeahhhh there's 20 people there, couple of shots and a beer later we are upstairs of rhino listening to amilli by lil wayne coming through kmart speakers surrounded by girls who have huge knockers but faces that look like they've been dragged through spikes covered with caterpillar eyebrows. (shallow i know)

so we move onto a bar named modern which a friend of mine sometimes DJ's at, not only is there a $10 cover its fucking empty inside! like 30 people, a bunch of dudes and a couple of cute girls. so a couple of overpriced tequila shots later we go BACK to the rhino, drink more and then attempt to walk around semi-drunk and hungry. after getting some cheap pizza and dousing some girls in our ranch dressing, we go back to the tombs to find out that it is more fail and is playing sweet home alabama.

this pretty much ends our night right? nah one more great event happened. so i got tired of standing around near our cars so i went inside turned on my car and daniel said i got a sweet song that im going to play. BIGGIE - JUICY. greatest song ever, so we start the song, the blackest people at georgetown (which isn't saying much) told us to turn it up, so we did, AND THEY STARTED DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! ahahahhaha we had a fucking dance party in the middle of the street for the duration of this song. that was the best thing ive ever seen in my life! hahahaha, needless to say that capped off the night.

many lulz. until next time!